I've been honoured by the Queen. For services to the country. Well officially for charity work. But really it was for running the country.
A CBE. I was hoping for an OBE or an MBE. Whichever one is highest really.
And how long has it taken for me to get it? From a Tory government as well.
To be honest I carried the labour party from 1997 to 2009. Look at how it has fell apart since I let Tony quit. I should have awarded myself a CMOBE in 1997 for predicting the future.