Oh, what a day it's been. Terrible it was. Absolutely terrible. So terrible I can't even put it into words. But I'm trying my hardest. So anyway, where was I? Ah yes. I wasn't anywhere. I'm getting good at this political rambling nonsense, aren't I? Spending too much time with Tony.
Talking of Tony, he insisted we get some Colgate toothpaste (just like George). He says his smile's not as white as it could be without getting his teeth specially whitened. And the tabloids have noticed. It was The Sun's headline yesterday. But it should be over by now.
It was a fairly peaceful day until the BBC came knocking. They wanted my opinion on that horrible cat that's died. I'm on the mice's side, myself. Can't stand cats. I think of those Chesire cats, like in Alice In Wonderland with that smile - just reminds me of...
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