I miss being Prime Ministers wife. No free trips to America. No gold bracelets from Saudi Arabian Princes, or Diamonds from Dubai.
I've run out of stuff to sell on ebay. The Downing St tea-towels only bring in a tenner each, £15 with a form of authenticity and £20 if TB signs them.
Suppose I could always start selling the unwashed undies again. Thank god there's still a market for them despite the recession.