I thought, dear Diary, we could start the New Year off with some exciting news. Tony and I have decided to move into new fields. After getting the Labour Party back on track, turning the world towards Faith, solving the problems of Ireland and Israel, building an unbreakable bridge between Britain and America, people may think we have achieved enough.
But now we have decided to solve world poverty. Tony is meeting with all the agencies involved in helping the Third World and is suggesting they unite under his leadership with me as their legal adviser.
We are starting with Africa and then will go on to Pakistan Bangladesh and any place where poperty is a scourge. With our track record we cannot fail.