Oh dear! They've picked the wrong Milliband. This is what happens to Labour without Tony's guiding hand. Of course Ed is no crazy leftie but the Mail et al will slaughter him continually and Murdoch will crucify him regularly.
Tony had a word with David and Big Brother is going to keep an eye on Ed and report back.
Tony has a special relationship with God at the moment and after the magnificent visit from the Pope Sainthood can't be far way.
Even the Palestinians are beginning to see sense with Tony's help.