Carla Bruni - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Carla Bruni. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Carla Bruni would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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May 2012
Friday 25 May 12
At last years G8 summit, I was pregnant and naturally all zee cameras and talk was focused on me, not the economy and zee euro. Zees year, zee new...
Tuesday 08 May 12
My 'usband has been beaten in zee presidential election by zee Meester 'Ollande. Zees is not good. We will have to move to a smaller house. Nicol...
Friday 04 May 12
Zee 'usband 'ees doing a live televised debate with 'ees opponent - zee man from Holland. Surely zee man from 'Olland should not be allowed to be...
Tuesday 01 May 12
Zee 'usband is trailing his rival by ten points in the votes and they have one round left. 'Eeze this zee end? I zink zo. It has been fun at times,...
April 2012
Saturday 14 April 12
Damn this Samantha Brick woman! First she writes this arrogant piece of 'journalism' saying she is so beautiful and men fall at her feet and she is...
Sunday 08 April 12
Who is this woman Samanta Brick? In an article for the Daily Mail comic in London, she claims to be za most beautiful woman living in France. I...
March 2012
Sunday 18 March 12
Well it look like my hubby Nicolarse Sarkozy is going to lose the forthcoming French election to François Hollande. I wonder is it me? First Sylvi...
Nation Mourns Death of Serial Killer
"There's nothing on television, rotten movies, sex has gotten boring, tired of seeing youth with rings through their digits!", admits several at Jim's Bar & Girl.
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