Carla Bruni - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Carla Bruni. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Carla Bruni would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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Currently showing entries from: 2012

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May 2012

Friday 25 May 1212

At last years G8 summit, I was pregnant and naturally all zee cameras and talk was focused on me, not the economy and zee euro. Zees year, zee new...

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Tuesday 08 May 1212

My 'usband has been beaten in zee presidential election by zee Meester 'Ollande. Zees is not good. We will have to move to a smaller house. Nicol...

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Friday 04 May 1212

Zee 'usband 'ees doing a live televised debate with 'ees opponent - zee man from Holland. Surely zee man from 'Olland should not be allowed to be...

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Tuesday 01 May 1212

Zee 'usband is trailing his rival by ten points in the votes and they have one round left. 'Eeze this zee end? I zink zo. It has been fun at times,...

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April 2012

Saturday 14 April 1212

Damn this Samantha Brick woman! First she writes this arrogant piece of 'journalism' saying she is so beautiful and men fall at her feet and she is...

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Sunday 08 April 1212

Who is this woman Samanta Brick? In an article for the Daily Mail comic in London, she claims to be za most beautiful woman living in France. I...

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March 2012

Sunday 18 March 1212

Well it look like my hubby Nicolarse Sarkozy is going to lose the forthcoming French election to Fran├žois Hollande. I wonder is it me? First Sylvi...

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