Carla Bruni - My Fake Diary


Friday, 25 May 2012

At last years G8 summit, I was pregnant and naturally all zee cameras and talk was focused on me, not the economy and zee euro.

Zees year, zee new Presidente 'Ollande has flown to zee Chicago and met with zee Obama and zee Cameron and zee Monti and zee Merkel. And zee others who nobody remembers.

Meester 'Ollande should leave eez unmarried other 'alf at 'ome. She cannot compare to meee, actress, singer and supermodel. She should wear a plastic bag over zee head while out in public. I can lend her zee plastic bag I use when I sleep zee 'usband.

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