Who is this woman Samanta Brick?
In an article for the Daily Mail comic in London, she claims to be za most beautiful woman living in France.
I must not let my powerful husband Nicolas find out about her. He may leave me and want to run away with her. Or worse still move her into the presidential palace.
Maybe I can persuade her to move to Italy and become a hostess at the Bunga Bunga parties. No, on second thoughts, she's a bit old for Sylvio.