Carla Bruni - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Carla Bruni. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Carla Bruni would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Nick wants me to dress more seductively since being out power he can't get aroused as quickly. I wish he'd stop looking at all those porn websites and...
"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
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