Bruce Forsyth - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Bruce Forsyth. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Bruce Forsyth would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Well, who'd have thought it..ME a SIR..Sir Bruce Forsyth. I bet I get invited to all Sir Cliff's parties now. He'll be saying 'Nice ta see ya'. Th...
Have to go to church today to pray for all the harsh comments passed by the 'Strictly' judges. Will dash up the isle with a quick "Christ to see you,...
Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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