Bruce Forsyth - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Bruce Forsyth. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Bruce Forsyth would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
There's SNOW business like show business!!!...
December 16th - Went to the The Home Exhibition Show yesterday evening. I was looking for a new snazzy cooker, but something caught my eye - an electr...
December 11th - Went to see my grandson play in an under 12s football match last night. Good Game, Good Game.
Looked in the mirror this morning and told myself, "It's nice to see me, to see me nice". Then I laughed, and started shaving my glorious chin.
Apple make huge profits!An apple a day obviously keeps the doctor away! The consumers of apples have created huge global profits and consumers are munching daily whilst spitting out "soft-micro maggots"!
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