Bruce Forsyth - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Bruce Forsyth. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Bruce Forsyth would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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March 2012


Wednesday 07 March 1212

The BBC have asked me to present a new series of "Jim'll Fix It" I told them it wouldn't work - my name isn't Jim'll... Instead I suggested that t...

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Friday 02 March 1212

Engleburt Humpledick has been chosen as the British entry for the Eurovision Song Contest. He is 75 years old. Good to see the British promoting young...

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Thursday 01 March 1212

Still thinking whether to take up the kind offer from America to appear on Dancing With The Stars, the US version of Strictly Come Dancing. If I go it...

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February 2012


Wednesday 29 February 1212

I have been asked to appear on the American version of Strictly Come Dancing (called Dancing With The Stars) but it might be a bit much for me, travel...

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