Bruce Forsyth - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Bruce Forsyth. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Bruce Forsyth would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2012

Sunday 14 October 1212

Another really good night of 'Strictly…' that Lisa Riley is a bit of a goer. I do like Jerry Hall's legs. I just wish Darcy would stop ending every se...

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September 2012

Sunday 16 September 1212

Good games good games! It was great to see the Olympic gold medalists Victoria Pendleton and Louis Smith on the new series of Strictly Come Dancing.

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Friday 14 September 1212

This rumour that I, Sir Bruce Forsyth, 84 years young, am having an affair with Cheryl Cole are completely untrue. Do you know how I know that? Bec...

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May 2012

Sunday 13 May 1212

70 years in show-business. You could say I'm a survivor! I've outseen 14 Prime Ministers, A Queen and King, and 400 Chelsea managers. Give or take...

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Saturday 05 May 1212

Chelsea have won the FA Cup final beating Liverpool 2-1 at Wembley. Good game good game. They have also won a cuddly toy, a dishwasher, a box of ca...

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Tuesday 01 May 1212

It looks like Darcy Bussel is to be the new judge on Strictly Come Dancing, replacing Alesha Dixon who jumped ship to the ITV1 show Britain's Got Tale...

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March 2012

Saturday 17 March 1212

Good game, good game - the BBC are launching a new saturday night programme without me presenting. What were they thinking? It's called The Voice.

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Wednesday 14 March 1212

I don't know how to tell the missus, but I have fallen in love with another women. Yes, of course, it is Hilary Devey the self made millionaire from D...

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