Bruce Forsyth - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Bruce Forsyth. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Bruce Forsyth would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2010


Tuesday 05 October 1010

Bit of a fracas during rehearsal for "Strictly" today. Peter Shilton can't seem to grasp the Foxtrot. I would have thought that as an ex-footballer hi...

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Monday 04 October 1010

Rehearsal for strictly today. Ann Widdicombe crossed the dance-floor like the 6th Panzer Grenadier Division. At first I thought that it was Tarby i...

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September 2010


Sunday 26 September 1010

Round of golf with Tarby this morning. Good game, Good game. He said that it was nice to see me, to see me nice. Which was nice of him. Popped into t...

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Sunday 26 September 1010

Round of golf with Tarby this morning. Good game, Good game. He said that it was nice to see me, to see me nice. Which was nice of him. Popped into t...

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June 2010


Monday 14 June 1010

It was nice to see me......to see me....it was nice...on the telly.

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May 2010


Friday 21 May 1010

Oh my dear diary, I am in shock. I saw photos of the Bogdanoff twins yesterday. They write science fictions stuff and are beginning to look like ali...

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Sunday 16 May 1010

Dearest diary of mine, I met David Cameron today and I said, "Nice t'see you, t'see you nice." He asked me if I was going to support him in his po...

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February 2010


Friday 19 February 1010

Dear Diary, It's NICE to see me.... to SEE me... oh what's the use. Nobody takes me seriously anymore anyway. But you find me funny don't you Diary?...

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