Bruce Forsyth - My Fake Diary


Friday, 2 March 2012

Engleburt Humpledick has been chosen as the British entry for the Eurovision Song Contest. He is 75 years old. Good to see the British promoting young talent. I wonder if he needs an over experienced 84 year old tap dancer for his stage show. With my Strictly Come Dancing fame worldwide, I'm sure I could double old Engle and the UK's vote. We don't want 'nil pwa' again.

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