Bruce Forsyth - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 29 February 2012

I have been asked to appear on the American version of Strictly Come Dancing (called Dancing With The Stars) but it might be a bit much for me, travelling all that way to America. Last time I went there by aeroplane I spent all the time in the toilet and the British Airways staff thought I was smoking. Perhaps I could take a more leisurely cruise ship there, I hear the Costa Concordia group are doing special half-price deals at the moment.

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