Dear Diary -
I just received the shock of my life today. I got a phone call from New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan. He informed me that he would like for me to travel to New York City so that he can give me a try out.
He told me that he is in a desperate situation with the quarterback predicament.
I told him that I would be thrilled and honored to try out and I told him that I am not bragging but I think that I can still play in the NFL with the best of them.
His only wish was that I not flirt with any of the female sports reporters. I told him that I wouldn't as I had certainly learned my lesson in that department.
Brett Favre (Go Jets!)