Brett Favre - My Fake Diary


Monday, 30 January 2012

...and took a snooze under a shady plane tree. The bluebirds twittered around my battered straw hat, Brittany brought me a hot chocolate milkshake and a caramelised lobster hoagy (what does the kid get taught at that cookery school?), I thought that my reference to birds twittering would confuse younger readers so maybe I should change that anecdote in FAVRE!, I dreamed briefly and confusingly of Sterling Sharpe parading up and down in a frilly white basque.

Snapping that disconcerting image, I considered my legacy as I seem increasingly to do these days, with the big white letters LEGACY up on a hill, Hollywood style. The L was a little discolored, grey even, the middle strip of the A was hanging down, detached from one side, and as I watched the Y tottered sideways and tumbled down the hill.  I leapt up, scattered the bluebirds and the hoagy, and ran into the house, up the stairs ...

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