Brett Favre - My Fake Diary

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Saturday, 28 January 2012

...downstairs. A couple of the uncles no-one knows were polishing off a pot of jumbalaya, Brittany had blown up a We Love You Dad balloon and Breleigh had rather superfluously inserted 'STILL' in felt pen, Deanna and my mom were baking me some Mr Potato Head baked potato heads, cousin Auberon was playing his mean country fiddle. I sat down, swigged from a chilled bottle of Miller Genuine Draft (ker-ching!) and heaved a huge sigh. Deanna pushed the John Deere catalog across the table towards me. Go on, she said, you know you want to. I picked it up and somehow it fell open at the very page. I looked around the room. Free tilling attachments, I said. They all nodded.

After I'd ordered the tractor the family drifted away so I took Conchita for a walk through the fields. At the furthest edge of Far Field, as I leant on a five-bar gate chewing on a piece of straw that had become d...

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