Brett Favre - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 19 January 2012

...blowfish, one luminescent sea anemone) and then floated down towards the delta on my wooden raft. Time stood still, the river grew wider and wider, I drifted along thinking about glories gone and the great, gaping void of the future and eventually I was rescued by the coast guard again. As the helicopter winched me down into the yard Sgt. Dearborn shouted to Deanna, "Has he got a death wish?" I've got all five, I thought, suddenly enthused. Brittany bought them for me in a box set. I hurried to the video nook for some good ol' gung-ho Bronson retribution.

At bedtime, as Deanna tucked me in, she suddenly said, "Are you happy, Brett?" Why wouldn't I be, I replied. I have a wonderful wife, wonderful kids, an enormous farm, thirty-seven tractors, all the Wrangler jeans I can wear (ker-ching!), the adoration and respect of the nation. I have it all. When she ...

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