Brett Favre - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 19 January 2012

...highlight of my drab, meaningless existence. I went upstairs and filled a medium-sized bucket with my tears, then I changed and returned downstairs to greet my guests.

Each year those remaining from the Superbowl triumph dwindles and this year only Doug Evans and one of half-time entertainers ZZ Top showed up. Doug filled me in with the latest news; Desmond Howard had been killed in a gas station shoot-out, Dorsey Levens had disappeared during a cable television ghost hunt, Mark Chmura had been gored to death by a runaway herd of antelope, and Field Judge Phil Luckett had become Prime Minister of New Zealand. They all sent their apologies. We ate our meal in silence, I jammed briefly with the ZZ Top guy and then I escorted them off the property.

In the afternoon I went down to the creek wearing my battered straw hat. I did a bit of fishing (two catfish, one blowfish,...

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