Brett Favre - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 18 January 2012

...his ass. I eventually waved him in. What's happened to you, man?" I said. "I have a replacement hip, I need inhalers and I have to pull this dialysis machine around," he replied, gasping for breath. What a wimp. I play at the same level as I've always done in the toughest league on earth and I'm nearly seven weeks older than him!

After the Nussbaum Incident I became very melancholy and went to sit under a tree in the orchard with my battered straw hat on. I smoked a briar pipe, stroked my faithful companion Conchita, and pondered the passage of time.

The skies darkened and a huge cloud front rolled in. I headed back to the house and rang the Tornado Alarm. As we all ran towards the steps to the bunker Deanna was whisked up into the sky, twirled round and round and dropped through the roof of the barn. I saw the kids, Conchita and all the es...

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