Friday 30th September - Fifth Friday in September - Alfie Moon
Woke at half past nine bouncing down the stairs. I discovered (upon reading the manual...and who on earth reads a manual...if I'd read the manuals do you really think I'd have thrown all those interceptions?) that if left undrained for too long the Stay-Dri Bedsheet System (ker-ching!) can create an aquaplaning effect that may result in "sleeptime relocation."
Blow me! As the greatest quarterback of all time said to the lowly gameday hostess but without success. When the carpet cleaner arrived it was only my old back-up tight end from Hancock North Central, Bozy Nussbaum. I immediately dragged him out into the field and sent him deep. He proved considerably slower and clumsier than in 1987/8 and couldn't catch a ball even when I dolly-dropped it over his shoulder or pinged it into h...
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