Brett Favre - My Fake Diary


Monday, 16 January 2012

...laugh but inside I'm crying.

Back at home I locked myself in the study to do some work on my autobiography, FAVRE! I came up with the title myself but writing the rest is just so boring and the slightest thing distracts me so I've thrown everything peripheral out of the study; the TVs, the books, the juke box, the pinball machine, the desktop, the desk, the revolving chair. That was particularly distracting. So it's just me, sat on the floor with a notepad, a pen and a lifetime of memories. I manage 22 minutes before I get the pen stuck in my ear again and have to go to ER.

It's after dark when I get back. Deanna has three of her friends round and they're baking cakes for the disadvantaged. Bloody disadvantaged! Why do they get cakes? How can they be disadvantaged, at least in regard to cakes, if they get given cakes? I want a cake! They chase me out...

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