Brett Favre - My Fake Diary

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Monday, 16 January 2012

Thursday 15th September - Third Thursday in September - Keith Moon

Woke at ten but thanks to my new Stay-Dri Bedsheet System (ker-ching!) I was able to stay dri-ly (ker-ching...ker-ching!) in bed for an hour longer and that gave me an opportunity to look at the Seattle Seahawks playbook that Pete Carroll has unexpectedly sent me. I couldn't find any tractors in it so I went downstairs for a cup cake but there weren't any of those either.

Being Thursday I drove along to Oak Grove High School to toss some balls around for the cameras. Bus insists I keep doing this but interest has dwindled and it depresses me. In previous years all the networks and cable channels would be there clamouring for shots but now I have to pay winos from the park to come along with pretend cameras just so the kids don't laugh at me. I pass and pose, grip it and grin, lob and laug...

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