Brett Favre - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 14 January 2012

...job, he said. I thought he was calling as a friend for us to hang out. No-one wants me for ME!

Deanna made an apple tart with a criss-cross crust. I saw it cooling on the porch as I was shovelling stones in the yard before Sports Center. A tilling attachment would come in really handy. But she didn't give me a slice. I think she's still mad about the tractor I bought last week.

Bus rang. Said did I want to endorse a labrador puppy with a sticky ear disorder on the diseased pets channel. Took Jim Beam to bed and cried myself to sleep again.

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