Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Boris Johnson's diary, as written by 'radiogagger'.

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Currently showing entries from: 2013 | 2012

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December 2012

Saturday 29 December 1212

Well my zip wire disaster in Victoria Park, East London during the Olympics has been voted one of the funniest 50 moments of 2012 on a Channel 4 tv pr...

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October 2012

Tuesday 09 October 1212

Tory party Conference Prime Minister Cameron (i'm dispensing with the niceties of his first name) has called me a mop - referring to my blond hair...

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September 2012

Friday 14 September 1212

I have apologized to the people of Liverpool again for an article in the Spectator in 2004 which repeated suggestions that their fans were at fault on...

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Wednesday 05 September 1212

With the sacking of Justine Greening as Minister of Transport it looks like the government are going to u-turn on their plans for a third runway at He...

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Sunday 02 September 1212

blah di blah di blah di blah olympics paralympics third runway heathrow boris bikes ken livingstone waffle waffle piffle piffle zip line V...

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August 2012

Sunday 12 August 1212

Well London 2012 Olympics is all over. Bundles of medals for Team GB. A quintessentially British Closing Ceremony with music from the Spice Girls,...

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Friday 03 August 1212

Well as Mayor Of London its nice to get out and meet the people, rather than sitting behind a desk doing all the boring stuff like reading emails and...

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May 2012

Tuesday 29 May 1212

BBC Westminster correspondent is joining my team as PR chief. I have had him thoroughly vetted and the spankingly good news is that he has not work...

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