Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Boris Johnson's diary, as written by 'IN SEINE'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2009 | 2008

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October 2008


Tuesday 21 October 08

Was thinking of bringing back the Routemaster bus - the epitome of London transport. Got to get rid of those 'Bendy Buggers'. The Humanists are pla...

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September 2008


Monday 29 September 08

Great!! Have to make a speech today at the Tory conference. Want to make an impact. Some people say I'm really funny, but deep down this is just a ma...

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August 2008


Friday 29 August 08

Ha I beat the maid hands up too! You can call me the Boris Becker of Wiff Waff if you like? Now where was I? Oh yes, clearing Red Kenny's drawers...

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Thursday 28 August 08

This Mayor job is going to be great a bit like building my own empire. Spent morning clearing some of Livingstone's drawers and cabinets out. Some...

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Wednesday 27 August 08

Called into Boots the chemist today and bought a comb, a hairbrush, and a box of condoms. Had a brainwave of getting Oympic condoms manufactured in Go...

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Tuesday 26 August 08

Just got back from Beijing and watched my TV appearance. I thought it went very well and will boost my image to superstardom. Those blokes behind m...

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