Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Boris Johnson's diary, as written by 'Shaworth'.
Currently showing entries from: 2009
How the bloody hell am I suposed to get to work with all these bloody road blocks. Someone should have bloody told me about this royal visit. Who is t...
Rode on my Bike to the office today and not a bloody photographer in sight. Shame, cos it does wonders for my green credentials for a few snaps of me...
Study finds that mosquitos routinely talk to humansWhy do you hear the extremely irritating buzzing sound when a mosquito gets too close? Well, their wings flap up to 600 times per second, but they are also asking you whether they can feed on you.
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