Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Boris Johnson's diary, as written by 'Aisubeki Akiudo'.
Currently showing entries from: 2009
Snow's a fucking nightmare. Don't want to get shitted on from a great height like I did last time. The gritters are out, but the shitters are still...
Ken's been calling me again asking for a job. He's working at LBC 97.3, but nobody likes him there especially Nick Ferrari. Ken says he wants some pro...
December 9th - Bloody amazing day! Labour showed their incompetence (not hard to do, really!) and in the morning, I dropped a huge log in the toilet,...
Apple make huge profits!An apple a day obviously keeps the doctor away! The consumers of apples have created huge global profits and consumers are munching daily whilst spitting out "soft-micro maggots"!
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