Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Boris Johnson's diary, as written by 'Aisubeki Akiudo'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2009

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December 2009


Tuesday 22 December 099

Snow's a fucking nightmare. Don't want to get shitted on from a great height like I did last time. The gritters are out, but the shitters are still...

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Monday 14 December 099

Ken's been calling me again asking for a job. He's working at LBC 97.3, but nobody likes him there especially Nick Ferrari. Ken says he wants some pro...

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Wednesday 09 December 099

December 9th - Bloody amazing day! Labour showed their incompetence (not hard to do, really!) and in the morning, I dropped a huge log in the toilet,...

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