Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Boris Johnson's diary, as written by 'Aisubeki Akiudo'.
Currently showing entries from: 2009
Snow's a fucking nightmare. Don't want to get shitted on from a great height like I did last time. The gritters are out, but the shitters are still...
Ken's been calling me again asking for a job. He's working at LBC 97.3, but nobody likes him there especially Nick Ferrari. Ken says he wants some pro...
December 9th - Bloody amazing day! Labour showed their incompetence (not hard to do, really!) and in the morning, I dropped a huge log in the toilet,...
Alabama's New State MottoAfter Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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