Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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August 2012


Thursday 30 August 1212

Young Londoners joining the dole queue will be forced to work unpaid for three months or lose their benefits under a new scheme announced by myself an...

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Thursday 30 August 1212

In the ancient world crowds would line the streets to welcome their triumphant Olympians home, where they would be ecstatically venerated and their vi...

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Wednesday 29 August 1212

London Assembly Member Darren Johnson: Before the election, London Citizens got me to agree to work with them and local authorities to decide what...

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Tuesday 28 August 1212

London Launched the Paralympic Torch Relay last Friday. A ceremonial cauldron was lit by former eventing athlete Claire Lomas in London's Trafalgar...

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Monday 27 August 1212

I have hailed London's leisure industry for boosting jobs and growth after the sector created 1,750 new roles in the last month. London has been ba...

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Sunday 26 August 1212

A New Zealand paper printed this rubbish: Photos of a naked Prince Harry in a Las Vegas hotel room with a nude woman is the latest gaffe in a long...

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Saturday 25 August 1212

After spending the last four years in London, the Olympic flag has now arrived in Rio de Janeiro. Where it is on display at the Palacio da Cidade,...

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Friday 24 August 1212

London's iconic black cabs are to go electric with the unveiling of a social innovation prototype that will be tested on roads early in 2013. Carma...

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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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