Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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September 2012
Friday 14 September 12
The Spectator posed the question: If Boris Johnson was leader of the Conservative Party, would his presence reverse the party's declining fortunes?...
Thursday 13 September 12
I told the press that I have "absolutely" no plans to return to the House of Commons, after reports that a Conservative MP offered to sacrifice his se...
Wednesday 12 September 12
The Daily Mail did me a favour when they printed this: Boris Johnson confirmed his status as the big political winner of the Olympics and Paralympi...
Tuesday 11 September 12
I have been offered a seat at the House of Commons to return early and challenge Prime Minister David Cameron as an alternative Conservative leader.
Monday 10 September 12
London could be home to an aerial network of bike highways by 2015. Architect Sam Martin calls his idea to build elevated tracks around the city as...
Sunday 09 September 12
My PR team have done a wonderful job for me over the Olympics and the Para-Olympics I just have to say. How I can get some credit for England's 5-0...
Saturday 08 September 12
The Battersea project; Consortium of SP Setia, Sime Darby, EPF, in race to complete two Northern Line underground railway stations. I've thrown...
Friday 07 September 12
Column heading in the Star newspaper the other day: Mayor Boris Johnson has had an excellent summer. His speeches to the Olympics crowds nudged him...
Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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