Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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June 2009

Thursday 04 June 099

What a lovely day! The sun is shining it in the sky, there ain't a cloud in sight! I went on a PR exercise to encourage volunteers to clear up our...

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May 2009

Tuesday 26 May 099

"What a day!?" That was close... I mean it's not every day you go for a bike ride in London and nearly get killed by a lorry running over a sleepi...

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March 2009

Tuesday 31 March 099

How the bloody hell am I suposed to get to work with all these bloody road blocks. Someone should have bloody told me about this royal visit. Who is t...

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Friday 13 March 099

Rode on my Bike to the office today and not a bloody photographer in sight. Shame, cos it does wonders for my green credentials for a few snaps of me...

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February 2009

Monday 02 February 099

Snowed today! Thought it was my dandruff. It was the right (white) type of snow but in the wrong quantities. Feel it's right to request NO conge...

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January 2009

Saturday 03 January 099

Cor Blimey! This piece of 'red street cred' is something else - state of the art like. It has solar panels on the roof to generate enough power to ope...

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Friday 02 January 099

Happy 2009!!!!!!! Finally getting over New Year celebrations - what a blast! Must send all the empty cans in the office for recycling. One needs to...

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