Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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September 2008
Saturday 06 September 08
I had a call from that Sarah Plain today, ask where I got my Labrador's hair wig from. I said I did not know what she was talking about, but I asked h...
Tuesday 02 September 08
I dunno! I tell people to get behind the Olympic effort and next thing I know, the construction engineers think I'm telling them to get behind IN the...
August 2008
Friday 29 August 08
Ha I beat the maid hands up too! You can call me the Boris Becker of Wiff Waff if you like? Now where was I? Oh yes, clearing Red Kenny's drawers...
Thursday 28 August 08
This Mayor job is going to be great a bit like building my own empire. Spent morning clearing some of Livingstone's drawers and cabinets out. Some...
Thursday 28 August 08
Its bloody fantastic being the Lord-bleeding- Mayor of Luvvie-land! I can do exactly as I please! Made a total ass of myself at the Olympics, bu...
Wednesday 27 August 08
I need to ask this old, fat, London "mayor": (1) How many drinks you had? (2) Did you pick up your bargain clothes from the flee market? (3)...
Wednesday 27 August 08
Called into Boots the chemist today and bought a comb, a hairbrush, and a box of condoms. Had a brainwave of getting Oympic condoms manufactured in Go...
Tuesday 26 August 08
Just got back from Beijing and watched my TV appearance. I thought it went very well and will boost my image to superstardom. Those blokes behind m...
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