Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2008


Saturday 06 September 088

I had a call from that Sarah Plain today, ask where I got my Labrador's hair wig from. I said I did not know what she was talking about, but I asked h...

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Tuesday 02 September 088

I dunno! I tell people to get behind the Olympic effort and next thing I know, the construction engineers think I'm telling them to get behind IN the...

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August 2008


Friday 29 August 088

Ha I beat the maid hands up too! You can call me the Boris Becker of Wiff Waff if you like? Now where was I? Oh yes, clearing Red Kenny's drawers...

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Thursday 28 August 088

This Mayor job is going to be great a bit like building my own empire. Spent morning clearing some of Livingstone's drawers and cabinets out. Some...

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Thursday 28 August 088

Its bloody fantastic being the Lord-bleeding- Mayor of Luvvie-land! I can do exactly as I please! Made a total ass of myself at the Olympics, bu...

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Wednesday 27 August 088

I need to ask this old, fat, London "mayor": (1) How many drinks you had? (2) Did you pick up your bargain clothes from the flee market? (3)...

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Wednesday 27 August 088

Called into Boots the chemist today and bought a comb, a hairbrush, and a box of condoms. Had a brainwave of getting Oympic condoms manufactured in Go...

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Tuesday 26 August 088

Just got back from Beijing and watched my TV appearance. I thought it went very well and will boost my image to superstardom. Those blokes behind m...

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