Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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Currently showing entries from: 2012

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September 2012

Monday 10 September 1212

London could be home to an aerial network of bike highways by 2015. Architect Sam Martin calls his idea to build elevated tracks around the city as...

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Sunday 09 September 1212

My PR team have done a wonderful job for me over the Olympics and the Para-Olympics I just have to say. How I can get some credit for England's 5-0...

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Saturday 08 September 1212

The Battersea project; Consortium of SP Setia, Sime Darby, EPF, in race to complete two Northern Line underground railway stations. I've thrown...

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Friday 07 September 1212

Column heading in the Star newspaper the other day: Mayor Boris Johnson has had an excellent summer. His speeches to the Olympics crowds nudged him...

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Thursday 06 September 1212

I told them it would be a 'disaster' while Zac Goldsmith warned he would stand down at the next election if his party does not block expanding Britain...

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Wednesday 05 September 1212

Employment minister Chris Grayling and I recently announced a new initiative that they claim will help unemployed young people get into work. Under...

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Tuesday 04 September 1212

I have joined the scores of religious leaders, sportsmen, actors and politicians to support to a new awards scheme celebrating volunteering. I've b...

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Monday 03 September 1212

I have to admit, there are times I get "a bit overcome" when thinking about the Olympic and Paralympic Games. But I have to move on and find somet...

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