Boris Johnson - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Boris Johnson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Boris Johnson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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November 2008
Friday 14 November 08
Gosh, Crikey, Very nearly lost that game of Ping Pong to David Cameron. He was banging on about how Andrew Sachs got all of the attention when Jona...
Saturday 08 November 08
Gosh, Crikey, Gosh, Phwoar, I need to find out Mr Obama's favourite biscuits for next time he visits London. We gave George W Ginger Nuts, and he r...
October 2008
Tuesday 21 October 08
Was thinking of bringing back the Routemaster bus - the epitome of London transport. Got to get rid of those 'Bendy Buggers'. The Humanists are pla...
September 2008
Monday 29 September 08
Great!! Have to make a speech today at the Tory conference. Want to make an impact. Some people say I'm really funny, but deep down this is just a ma...
Wednesday 24 September 08
8.00 Blimey! Cor! Time to get up don't you know! What? 9.00 Brekkers with the wife and sprogs - jolly enjoyable don't you know. In an effort to be...
Saturday 20 September 08
Gosh, Crikey, Phwoar. Just watching Casualty. If I was them, I would get out of that burning building pretty sharpish.
Tuesday 09 September 08
Sarah Palin keeps calling me. She says she has just shot a Moose, and that it reminded her of me. I don't know why, but I seem to have that effect...
Saturday 06 September 08
Blimey! I've been at this Mayor lark for at least three months now and I can't understand why I haven't been rumbled. It might be that those little pi...
Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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