Very nearly lost that game of Ping Pong to David Cameron. He was banging on about how Andrew Sachs got all of the attention when Jonathan Ross was rude to him, and nobody said anything about his trials on Ross's show. I tried to point out that he had volunteered to go on the show, to show the Conservatives in a good light, but he was having none of it, I am afraid.
I was on Later with Jools Holland last night. I was playng away on his Piano when he gave me a stern look, and told me to get of. I was jamming Chopsticks with those nice lads from The Killers, then. It was a lot of fun.
Tony Christie asked me to be in his new video, Is this the Way out? but David Cameron warned me not to do it, and I would become a laughing stock. I pointed out my advanced level of popularity when compared to his, but he was having none of it.