Gosh, Crikey, Gosh, Phwoar,
I need to find out Mr Obama's favourite biscuits for next time he visits London. We gave George W Ginger Nuts, and he really did not like those at all.
It is nearly Christmas, and I don't know what to get David Cameron. I think a sincere smile might be the right thing, but where can I find one of those at this time of the year. Maybe i should just get him some Smug remover. That went down well last year, and he is bound to have forgotten that again this year, like he did his policies.