...well. Just replied "Alan Shearer" to anything they asked me. Seemed to be the splendifferous thing to do.
3.00 Late lunch time. What ho! Eh? Nipped to that Starpounds coffee place. They use friendly fair and friendly traded coffee, don't you know. Must only buy of the Bally Africaners who wear good trousers and speak properly, like me. Eh?
6.00 Time to pick the sprogs up from school. Should have done it at 4pm, but couldn't be anused, don't you know.
8.00 Dinner with the Lord Mayor of some place in France. I like France. Shame it's ruined by the French. Must suggest they get some Belgian in. Completely boring, but at least more civil than the Frogs.
10.00 Friends coming over to watch a re-run of "Who do I think I am?". Absolutely fantastic. Spiffing I say.