Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 24 September 2008

8.00 Blimey! Cor! Time to get up don't you know! What?

9.00 Brekkers with the wife and sprogs - jolly enjoyable don't you know. In an effort to be healthy had a bowl of that well know cereal, don't you know, the one that goes "Pull, Shoot, Missed", or at least something to do with noises. Jolly, jolly and spiffingly tasty, I say.

10.00 Going on a red bus today. Not keen on the colour. Reminds me of my predecessor, don't you know. He who can't be named. Red Ken who we mustn't mention. Eh?

11.00 Meeting som people from a place called Newcastle. It's a city somewhere outside Durham. Jolly fine if I'll be able to understand a word they say, don't you know. So busy saying "Wai I" I believe. Have an interpreter at the ready don;t you know.

1.00 Meeting with those people from Newcastle went well....

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