Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 2 September 2008

I dunno! I tell people to get behind the Olympic effort and next thing I know, the construction engineers think I'm telling them to get behind IN the effort.

S'pose I'd better choose my words more carefully for such plebs in future.

Oh well, nearly tea-time. Off with the dressing -gown ... and on with the jacket ... whichever is which ... no time for ironing ... oh look a bumbly bee ... oh no, that's the mirror.

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