Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 28 August 2008

This Mayor job is going to be great a bit like building my own empire.

Spent morning clearing some of Livingstone's drawers and cabinets out. Some interesting discoveries made. I'll sell them on ebay, but under what category I don't know. I mean, who wants to buy a pair of Newt's swimming trunks?

Tried comb today - it doesn't work!

Going home for lunch and a game of Wiff Waff with maid - see if I can beat her again - try hnds up this time.

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