Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 27 August 2008

I need to ask this old, fat, London "mayor":

(1) How many drinks you had?

(2) Did you pick up your bargain clothes from the flee market?

(3) Did you have opium before the ceremony? (Should the mayor be tested for illegal drug?)

(4) Can you button your "clothes" for EIGHT minutes (exposing your fat belly is NOT ok here?

I used to think the London janitor could get a high ranking government job only in Hong Kong, but not any more. I'm very interest to know whether you graduated from high school and is the queen your close friend.

One Briton can make all Britons stupid and ugly in EIGHT minutes while the WHOLE world is watching.




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