Called into Boots the chemist today and bought a comb, a hairbrush, and a box of condoms. Had a brainwave of getting Oympic condoms manufactured in Gold, Silver and Bronze in readiness for 2012. Need to keep patrotic fervour going.
Tried some of those high-protein North Korean noodles for lunch - my they've got a kick to them! Felt fighting fit so I had game of Wiff Waff on dining room table with maid - beat her hands down - and she's Chinese. Have good feelings about this!
See ya soon