Barack Obama - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Barack Obama. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Barack Obama would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Barack Obama's diary, as written by 'chris whewell'.


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February 2009


Sunday 22 February 099

We have carried out further airborne bombing raids over the offices of the New York Times. Da Bomb! I aksed for some advice off dat Ehud Olmert on...

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Friday 20 February 099

Motherfucker! Dem crackers at the motherfuckin' New York Times done pictured me as a motherfuckin' monkey. Kocksuckin' Klansmen! Gonna get a posse...

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Thursday 19 February 099

Yo! My kids upset me today. They were jivin' wid me, tellin' me that the job is gonna age me some. They said I took the job lookin' like a young...

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Wednesday 18 February 099

Motherfucker! I never knew there was so much to do in this job. I think I'm becoming Superman, cos my feet ai'nt touched the ground for two days. I...

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Monday 16 February 099

I knew Friday 13th would be bad luck. Got up on Saturday and couldn't find my Spiderman pencil (an' you know f'sho, I ain't writin' nuttin' widout my...

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Friday 13 February 099

Oooooh! Friday the Thirteenth. Stayin' in bed all day. Dere be bad Joojoo out dere today.

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Thursday 12 February 099

Shit! Just when I dragged that Mustapha Kamir jive turkey away from the brink of disaster, wid' all dem frogs n' stuff. Just when he be goin' to solve...

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Tuesday 10 February 099

One of my aides/homies woke me up this morning. Good job too. I was up on the roof of the White House, dressed in my new Superman pyjamas, about to le...

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Barack Obama To Be Crowned Emperor

Obama is to be crowned First Emperor of the New World Order at a special ceremony conducted by Pope Francis at the Vatican Basilica this August 4th, his birthday.
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