Barack Obama - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Barack Obama. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Barack Obama would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Barack Obama's diary, as written by 'chris whewell'.
Currently showing entries from: 2009 | 2008
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February 2009
Sunday 22 February 09
We have carried out further airborne bombing raids over the offices of the New York Times. Da Bomb! I aksed for some advice off dat Ehud Olmert on...
Friday 20 February 09
Motherfucker! Dem crackers at the motherfuckin' New York Times done pictured me as a motherfuckin' monkey. Kocksuckin' Klansmen! Gonna get a posse...
Thursday 19 February 09
Yo! My kids upset me today. They were jivin' wid me, tellin' me that the job is gonna age me some. They said I took the job lookin' like a young...
Wednesday 18 February 09
Motherfucker! I never knew there was so much to do in this job. I think I'm becoming Superman, cos my feet ai'nt touched the ground for two days. I...
Monday 16 February 09
I knew Friday 13th would be bad luck. Got up on Saturday and couldn't find my Spiderman pencil (an' you know f'sho, I ain't writin' nuttin' widout my...
Friday 13 February 09
Oooooh! Friday the Thirteenth. Stayin' in bed all day. Dere be bad Joojoo out dere today.
Thursday 12 February 09
Shit! Just when I dragged that Mustapha Kamir jive turkey away from the brink of disaster, wid' all dem frogs n' stuff. Just when he be goin' to solve...
Tuesday 10 February 09
One of my aides/homies woke me up this morning. Good job too. I was up on the roof of the White House, dressed in my new Superman pyjamas, about to le...
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