Man, this has been my best Christmas since we moved into the White House. Oh damn, I forgot, I was going to seriously try to get them to call it the "Executive Mansion" again. I just could never get comfortable with the name "White House."
I really should have had marijuana taken off Schedule One so we would't have all those feds jumping all over the legal states. At least Hawaii has legal pot now and I can get the Choom Club going again.