I'm all on pins and needles about these Winter Olympics. Russian security isn't all that great and Putin don't like me anyway sohe might let a few terrorists sneak in.
Of course, that would make him look bad to other countries.
He'll probably be out there naked to the waist catching Javelins.
Michelle don't like for me to even smile at a pretty woman but she sure looks big-eyed at Putin.
Here I am appointing the ugliest woman to top posts in the government.
Oh well. Three more years and I'm out of here.