I wish Michelle would let me watch the Golf Channel more often.
She wants me to know all these things like on the Discovery Channel or the History Channel so I can appear to be very intelligent to guests and reporters.
But getting better at golf can earn you a lot of respect from world leaders.
Does anyone really need to know if "Hitler once thought about growing a beard"?
Eisenhower loved to fish.
Obama loved to play golf. That's for the future of the History Channel to report.