Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 17 January 2014

Dear Diary,

Women are nutty.

Michelle is always telling me about commitment and here I am by her side and have two daughters I am providing for. Well, the American people are providing for.

I give my word, I mean it.

Of course all of us forget from time to time and instead of being at a big reception at the White House I'm out playing golf.

How about her and HER commitments?

She said she wasn't going to talk to me for a week and first thing this morning, "Better haul your behind out of bed cause you are meeting with Putin today.

What happened to her 'not speaking to me for a week'? Was that not a commitment?

-Barry




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